The next time some douche bag calls the USA “imperialist” just show them this video.
Americans aren’t “imperialists”, Americans are whores.
If Americans were actually imperialists the Arabian Peninsula would be called the American Oil Peninsula and Americans would all be driving 1000 hp Monster SUVs and paying 42 cents a gallon for gas.

If someone already has a reputation for being a blundering idiot – that someone may just as well look the part.