Joe wandered the streets, desperate for help

9 11 2008

But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them…

T-Shirt Guy: “Look, if you guys are taking me back to that jail, just go ahead and shoot me, ’cause there’s no way that– (Cop shoots him with pepper spray) Ow! Fuck! Ow! Ah! Ow!”
Cop: “What? (Pepper sprays him again)”
T-Shirt Guy: “Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!”
Cop: “What? (Pepper sprays him again)”
T-Shirt Guy: “Ow! God! Hey, stop!”

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