Shrub I morphs into Shrub II

26 03 2009




Shrub II

Shrub II


One Horsepower Car … Literally One Horse!

3 09 2007

Is this satire or is it serious?

You tell me.

Here is the site:

Via: AutoBlog

Here is a picture of this contraption … Thanks PoliTech for the picture!


But watch the video, it’s really funny!

Right or Left … Idiots are Idiots

25 08 2007

Ted you dumbass, get ready for your body cavity search … you should enjoy it.

Julie Amero and the Porn Pop-Ups … The Secret Story

20 02 2007

I got an interesting email today…

Hi Idiocracy! I just got an email from a friend that I simply had to share with you!

date Feb 13, 2007 1:47 AM
subject RE: Wasn’t Julie Amero your substitute teacher?

Hi I really shouldn’t tell you this cuz I don’t want to get anyone in trouble but it all happened a couple years ago so I guess it’s ok by now…it was just seventh grade … and this is so cool your gonna just freak out!

Me and Eileen were sitting in class. Mr. Jones said that we were going to have a sub, she – the sub – was already there and sitting in front of the computer, so just before the bell rang the sub gets up and goes out in the hall. Well the teach looks kinda pissed and he grabs his coat and leaves too.

So were sitting there and Eileen is like “hey lets play a trick on the sub!” So I’m like all into it…. you know how i am!!! ^_^ so anyway we go over to the computer and she says “I really messed up my dads computer when I was looking for a new hairstyle” and so she googles some hairstyle words and starts clicking the web sites.

Well the next thing you know there are like twenty windows popping up all over the place. And so i didn’t want to get left out and i started clicking ok and install and allow … to every button I could find.

Well the sub comes back and she tells us to go back to our seats. Well by the time we sit at our desks everybody in class is laughing and the sub is looking at everybody … but she don’t know what’s so funny. So that makes me and Eileen start laughing. And by then there were tons of windows popping up all over the place, all pron!!!

Then one of the boys says to the sub “you been surfing too much porn before class!” so the sub looks at the computer and she is just like starting at it.

ha ha ha ha NO CLUE !!!

She looked at the computer like it was gonna bite her! So the boys all get up and start crowding around and then she is like “NO! Go sit down!!! Everybody back in your seats!” So she starts clicking to close the windows but that don’t do her no good it just pops up five or six more windows for every one she closes…and the whole class is just cracking up

Then she is like trying to turn the monitor to the wall but the wires get all twisted and she turns it the other way so it’s kind of pointing at the window, but the boys try to check it out anyway and she starts yelling for everybody to sit down again … then that don’t work and so she takes off out of the room like a rocket! I swear i didn’t know she could move that fast. Ha ha

So a few days later the sub got busted and now it’s in the paper like every day! This has to be the best prank ever…if teh sub gets 40 years then Me and Eileen are gonna admit it, but if she just gets a few years we will stay shut up…either ways it will make us legends

I changed the names for privacy. Wouldn’t want the little pranksters to get into any trouble!

Here’s the trial report:

The Judge says, “You shut up! Now… I am fixin’ to commensurate this trial here. We gonna see if we can’t come up with a verdict up in here.”

Julie’s lawyer looks at Julie and says, “Says here you, uh, showed porn to a school full of kids? Why’d you do that?”

Then Julie said, “Yeah. I’m not guilty.”

Julie’s lawyer points at the prosecutor and yells, “That’s not what the other lawyer said.”


Later a reporter on TV said, “It’s Julie Amero who finds herself in the toilet now. And as history pulls down its pants and prepares to lower it’s ass on Julie Amero’s head, it will be Daddy Justice who will be crapping on her this time.”

Wow she got her name on TV!

Update: On November 21, 2008 Julie Amero agreed to plead guilty to a single charge of disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor. Amero, who has been hospitalized and suffers from declining health, also surrendered her teaching license.

What a travesty. Now we all know, New London County State’s Attorney Michael Regan is a cocksucker.