Shrub I morphs into Shrub II

26 03 2009




Shrub II

Shrub II


Joe wandered the streets, desperate for help

9 11 2008

But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them…

T-Shirt Guy: “Look, if you guys are taking me back to that jail, just go ahead and shoot me, ’cause there’s no way that– (Cop shoots him with pepper spray) Ow! Fuck! Ow! Ah! Ow!”
Cop: “What? (Pepper sprays him again)”
T-Shirt Guy: “Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!”
Cop: “What? (Pepper sprays him again)”
T-Shirt Guy: “Ow! God! Hey, stop!”

L.A. Times; The Idiocracy Newspaper of Record

30 10 2008

I just got an email form a reliable source describing an L.A. Times video of Barak Obama saying some slightly controversial things at a get together with his close friends…

Here is the transcript:

Good evening folks Let me lay out my “Hope and Change” Plan for the New US Government.

We can help terminate America’s infatuation with so-called freedom of speech and replace it with hate crime bills state-wide and by enacting the Fairness Doctrine, along with federal hate crime legislation for nation-wide information control. We can use technical decisions of the courts to weaken basic American individual rights by claiming their activities violate civil rights.

We will wage a war of words using black leaders like Louis Farrakhan, Rev. Jesse Jackson and other visible religious personalities to promote multiculturism until such a time as Islam is the national African-American’s religion, force Christianity underground and pass laws that make Christian churches for whites only! After which we will close those churches because of their “prejudice”.

We will engage the American public in dialogues, discussions, debates in colleges, universities, public libraries, radio, TV, churches and mosques on the virtues of Islam and collectivism. Those low-brow enough to object or speak out against these ideas will be researched thoroughly by government operatives, censured and jailed if possible for expressing opinions contrary to my national leadership.

I pledge to nominate only good socialist or Muslim leaders to appointed offices, where they will enforce only those laws and legislation that are favorable to Islam and socialist beliefs. Once we have control of the legislative bodies we will be able to and support Islamic law and socialist fairness by block voting for important causes.

We have taken control of much of Hollywood, the press, TV, radio and the internet by buying the corporations or a controlling stock, once I am president we can then remove the last remnants of the greedy capitalist control. Infiltrate the press. Get control of book-review assignments, editorial writing, and policymaking positions. We will gain control of key positions in radio, TV, and motion pictures.

I pledge to yield control of all oil producing nations to China and Russia to reduce the fear of imminent shut-off of the lifeblood of America – the black gold. America’s economy depends on oil, (1000 products are derived from oil), so does its personal and industrial transportation and manufacturing -41% comes from the Middle East. We must not allow our Arab brothers to fall.

We can use a strategy of yelling, “foul, out-of-context, personal interpretation, hate crime, Zionist, un- American, inaccurate interpretation, racism!” any time Islam or our socialist policy is criticized or analyzed in the public arena.

I will encourage other Muslims beside myself to penetrate the Washington establishment, specifically with Islamists and socialists who can articulate a marvelous and peaceful picture of Islamic socialistic paradise.

I promise to support socialists who can make the case for Marxist ideology, acquire government positions, get membership in local school boards, and place socialist supporters in as many positions of power a possible as soon as possible after my election to high office.

I pledge to train Muslims as medical doctors in order to dominate the medical field, research and pharmaceutical companies and bring a new era of Islamic socialist ideology into the American body politic. I will encourage governmental take over the computer industry.

I will pass laws forcing the establishing of thousands of Middle Eastern fast food restaurants throughout the U.S. (Obama King!) These restaurants wll serve only healthy middle eastern food, and will also allow us to connect party planners of Socialistic Islam in a discreet way. (And over dinner!)

I will start steps toward Accelerating Socialistic Islamic demographic growth via the following:

I will support Massive immigration reform to stop immigration of Mexicans and other non Islamic peoples and pass laws favorable to Islamic immigrants.

I will outlaw birth control for Muslims – every baby of Muslim parents is automatically granted an American citizenship regardless of birth country.

I will pass laws that Socialistic Islam party member’s men must marry American women and Islamize them. We will make rules that encourage good Islamic men to divorce the white women and remarry another white woman every five years.

I will fix our unfair prison system by converting black inmates to Islam and train them as government enforcers of Islamic rules.

Reading, writing, arithmetic and research through the American educational system, mosques and student centers has been very successful in Socialistic training and dislike of Jews, evangelical Christians and democracy. I pledge to make it even better!

I will provide very sizeable monetary grants to colleges and universities in America to establish “Centers for Islamic studies” with Muslim directors to promote Islam in higher education institutions. I will also support our Communist brethren who have been held captive and powerless by the capitalists for far too long.

I will let the entire world know through propaganda, speeches, and seminars, local and national media that the true terrorists are those who have attacked Islam.

I will continue to appeal to the historically compassionate and sensitive Americans for sympathy and tolerance towards the Muslims in America who are mainly immigrants from oppressed countries.

I will maintain control of America’s sense of security by manipulating the intelligence community with misinformation. Periodically terrorize Americans of impending attacks on bridges, tunnels, water supplies, airports, apartment buildings and malls. We will only try and convict White males of these acts. (No matter who actually committed the acts, for historical fairness)

I will encourage our Socialist Islamic brethren to perform riots and demonstrations in the prison system demanding Islamic Socialism as the right way of life, not the unjust American justice system.

I will support opening numerous charities and Community organizations throughout the U.S. and use the funds to support Socialistic Islam movements and causes.

I pledge raise interest in Socialistic Islam on America’s campuses by insisting that freshman take at least one course on Socialistic Islam. Be sure that the teachers will be bonafide American, Christian, scholars who will be able to quell any questions about perceived violence in the Quran and teach students to express only the peaceful, spiritual and religious aspect of this powerful movement. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Islamic propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers’ associations. Put the party line in textbooks.
Gain control of all student newspapers. Use student riots to foment public protests against programs or organizations which we can then attack.

I will unify the numerous Muslim lobbies in Washington, mosques, Islamic student centers, educational organizations, magazines and papers by internet and an annual convention to coordinate plans, propagate the faith and engender news in the media of their visibility.

My private army will send intimidating messages and messengers to the outspoken individuals who are critical of socialistic Islam and seek to eliminate them by intimidation, legal mauvering jail time or untimely death.

We should all applaud those socialistically aware Muslims as loyal citizens of the US by spotlighting their voting record as the highest percentage of all minority and ethnic groups in America.

When elected I will try to promote the U.N. as the only hope for mankind. If its charter is rewritten, I will demand that it be set up as a one-world government with its own independent armed forces.

Once I have captured one or both of the political parties in the United States, I pledge to absorb the American Communist Party into my movement!

What?!!! You say that this is not the actual transcript?

Prove it!

Next up, the guest list…

The New Obama Salute

11 08 2008

One Nation, Under a New Obama Salute

If a Los Angeles creative agency gets its way, Sen. Barack Obama will see fans meet him with his own salute like the one above. “Our goal is to see a crowd of 75,000 people at Obama’s nomination speech holding their hands above their heads, fingers laced together in support of a new direction for this country…

I’d like to see that myself too!

Download Link Here

It looks a little like this logo, don’t you think?

Which would be fitting as B.H.O. has recieved the Communist Party endorsement!

Cameras ready? Yes? Then launch the missiles!

12 07 2008






Crap! It looks like one was a dud mister president …

But it’s okay, well we’ll just touch it up a little and send it to the media anyhoo.

… Nice! We made the front page!

Uh-oh! We got caught!


Boing Boing!

Hat tip LGF and Boing Boing.

Right or Left … Idiots are Idiots

29 01 2008

I know this is old, but it’s much funnier now that they are lovebirds.

When Obama says he wants to completely change the US government, does he mean to endorse sharia?

Do a little dance. Beg a little oil. Get down tonight!

17 01 2008

The next time some douche bag calls the USA “imperialist” just show them this video.

Americans aren’t “imperialists”, Americans are whores.

If Americans were actually imperialists the Arabian Peninsula would be called the American Oil Peninsula and Americans would all be driving 1000 hp Monster SUVs and paying 42 cents a gallon for gas.