Do a little dance. Beg a little oil. Get down tonight!

17 01 2008

The next time some douche bag calls the USA “imperialist” just show them this video.

Americans aren’t “imperialists”, Americans are whores.

If Americans were actually imperialists the Arabian Peninsula would be called the American Oil Peninsula and Americans would all be driving 1000 hp Monster SUVs and paying 42 cents a gallon for gas.

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Right or Left … Idiots are Idiots

25 08 2007

Ted you dumbass, get ready for your body cavity search … you should enjoy it.





Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Wants to Kill George Bush

12 07 2007

Ugly Betty is back on parade…

‘I could kill George Bush,’ says Nobel laureate in Dallas

In a keynote speech at the International Women’s Peace Conference on Wednesday night, Betty Williams (AKA Ugly Betty, ed.) told a crowd of about 1,000 that the Bush administration has been treacherous and wrong and acted unconstitutionally.

“Right now, I could kill George Bush,” she said at the Adam’s Mark Hotel and Conference Center in Dallas. “… How could you nonviolently kill somebody? I would love to be able to do that.”

About half the crowd gave her a standing ovation after she called for Mr. Bush’s removal …

Was she drunk again or is she just plain stupid?. You just know that she dosen’t see any irony whatsoever in wanting the President dead … while speaking in Dallas.

Last year, on some grassy knoll in Australia, this same asshole blathered on with the same kind of nonsense:

From the Idiot’s Wiki

On July 24, 2006, while delivering a speech at the Earth Dialogue forums, Williams told school children at the Brisbane City Hall,

“I have a very hard time with this word ‘non-violence’, because I don’t believe that I am non-violent,” said Ms Williams, 64.

“Right now, I would love to kill George Bush.” Her young audience at the Brisbane City Hall clapped and cheered.

“I don’t know how I ever got a Nobel Peace Prize…

Yea … same here.

What an idiot.





Al Gore’s House Powered by His Own Hot Air

28 02 2007

Conservative groups claim that Al Gore’s Nashville mansion uses too much electricity. But a spokeswoman for Gore said the former vice president creates enough of his own renewable energy to make up for the home’s power consumption.

Al Gore’s house is actually powered by a new technology called the pompous wind-baggery thermal conversion generator.

AL Gore generates his energy by using his nearly endless supply of hot air, which is converted to power by concentrating the limitless supply of bile filled ranting anti technology diatribe available in any typical Al Gore speech using the “pompous wind-baggery thermal conversion generator”.

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The new technology can power the Gore house for more than a whole day, power a normal American house for about a year, or power an entire third world nation for several years (may require using a longer version of the typical Gore “doom and gloom” speech).

Al Gore also supplies a large amount of methane gas but Gore spokesmen were unwilling to elaborate more on the Gore methane production, saying only that the amount of gas available was “significant”. Scientists assure us that this is possible as Al Gore spends a significant amount of his speech time talking from his “Methane Production Facility”.

Gore participates in a utility buyback program and contributes blocks of his own brand of “green power” selling hundreds of “green power” blocks to the power utilities every month. The income received by Gore through this program is helping subsidize his own renewable energy source by aiding him with expenses incurred jetting, bussing and SUV-ing around the country from place to place speechifying and bellowing about the “end of the world”.

This world changing energy technology is still in secret development. Al Gore has been regularly attached to the beta model, and he has been thoroughly testing the output by burning more energy to power his home per day than the amount of power used by some third world nations in a year.

Talks are under way with Al Gore to harness this enormous potential energy resource but the EPA is concerned that the accompanying noise pollution will prove detrimental to the technology, by making it almost impossible to escape the constant droning of Al Gore’s voice as the windbag generates ever more hot air with his non-stop finger pointing, laying of blame and “end of the world” predictions.





Julie Amero and the Porn Pop-Ups … The Secret Story

20 02 2007

I got an interesting email today…

Hi Idiocracy! I just got an email from a friend that I simply had to share with you!

from XXXXXXX@fastgate.net
to XXXXXXX@optimum.com
date Feb 13, 2007 1:47 AM
subject RE: Wasn’t Julie Amero your substitute teacher?

Hi I really shouldn’t tell you this cuz I don’t want to get anyone in trouble but it all happened a couple years ago so I guess it’s ok by now…it was just seventh grade … and this is so cool your gonna just freak out!

Me and Eileen were sitting in class. Mr. Jones said that we were going to have a sub, she – the sub – was already there and sitting in front of the computer, so just before the bell rang the sub gets up and goes out in the hall. Well the teach looks kinda pissed and he grabs his coat and leaves too.

So were sitting there and Eileen is like “hey lets play a trick on the sub!” So I’m like all into it…. you know how i am!!! ^_^ so anyway we go over to the computer and she says “I really messed up my dads computer when I was looking for a new hairstyle” and so she googles some hairstyle words and starts clicking the web sites.

Well the next thing you know there are like twenty windows popping up all over the place. And so i didn’t want to get left out and i started clicking ok and install and allow … to every button I could find.

Well the sub comes back and she tells us to go back to our seats. Well by the time we sit at our desks everybody in class is laughing and the sub is looking at everybody … but she don’t know what’s so funny. So that makes me and Eileen start laughing. And by then there were tons of windows popping up all over the place, all pron!!!

Then one of the boys says to the sub “you been surfing too much porn before class!” so the sub looks at the computer and she is just like starting at it.

ha ha ha ha NO CLUE !!!

She looked at the computer like it was gonna bite her! So the boys all get up and start crowding around and then she is like “NO! Go sit down!!! Everybody back in your seats!” So she starts clicking to close the windows but that don’t do her no good it just pops up five or six more windows for every one she closes…and the whole class is just cracking up

Then she is like trying to turn the monitor to the wall but the wires get all twisted and she turns it the other way so it’s kind of pointing at the window, but the boys try to check it out anyway and she starts yelling for everybody to sit down again … then that don’t work and so she takes off out of the room like a rocket! I swear i didn’t know she could move that fast. Ha ha

So a few days later the sub got busted and now it’s in the paper like every day! This has to be the best prank ever…if teh sub gets 40 years then Me and Eileen are gonna admit it, but if she just gets a few years we will stay shut up…either ways it will make us legends

I changed the names for privacy. Wouldn’t want the little pranksters to get into any trouble!

Here’s the trial report:

The Judge says, “You shut up! Now… I am fixin’ to commensurate this trial here. We gonna see if we can’t come up with a verdict up in here.”

Julie’s lawyer looks at Julie and says, “Says here you, uh, showed porn to a school full of kids? Why’d you do that?”

Then Julie said, “Yeah. I’m not guilty.”

Julie’s lawyer points at the prosecutor and yells, “That’s not what the other lawyer said.”

Rehabilitation!

Later a reporter on TV said, “It’s Julie Amero who finds herself in the toilet now. And as history pulls down its pants and prepares to lower it’s ass on Julie Amero’s head, it will be Daddy Justice who will be crapping on her this time.”

Wow she got her name on TV!

Update: On November 21, 2008 Julie Amero agreed to plead guilty to a single charge of disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor. Amero, who has been hospitalized and suffers from declining health, also surrendered her teaching license.

What a travesty. Now we all know, New London County State’s Attorney Michael Regan is a cocksucker.